What on earth\'s this rubbish about?!
Well, I\'ve done it again!
Another alliteration in the title....
Teddy has trouble with her teef (teeth)
In saying some of my poem-titles
Now there\'s a load of \'t\'s.....
I\'ve overdoing the alliter-wotsits now
That\'s a long word to be saying this time of day!
Do you have troubles with teef too?
Or maybe you got your teef in
And have had a gin - or three - instead?
Then you wouldsh slur your wordsh
And talksh summat like thish
(Good acting by me here, innit?!)
I don\'t suppose it would be the gin talking in my case
As I would add water to it, of course!
Fido suggests the title to me
Usually after I\'ve written the poems
How about you?
At what point do you think up titles for your poems?
Now say this one, for example:
\'The seventh sheikh\'s seventh sheep is sick\'
Or \'She gathers sea-shells on the sea-shore\'
Or - [insert own tongue-twister here]
And now a talking cat too in the clip
A friend of Fido\'s?!
He always bites KP! lol.