Ohh, this is sub-titled
The Mad Adventures of Orchi - Part 4753
Oh yes, I\'m a narci-wotsit
Narcissist, that is
Though don\'t ask me to say the word
After I\'ve had a gin - or five!
Unless I\'ve added water to it
Any relation to narcissus?
Ohh, that\'s a plant!
Yep, I go for riverside strolls
I look into the river and say -
Who\'s that handsome beast there?
I\'ve never seen anyone prettier
I shall swoon if I look much longer
Why it\'s me, of course!
The self-absorption is terrible
I\'m oblivious to all else that\'s going on...
I\'m all wrapped up in myself
Me, me, me is all that matters
If you were as famous as me
Could you cope with it?
The ego trips
The utter disregard for anyone else
It all makes sense to me
Then - argh! - walking Fido
I slipped on the riverbank and fell in the river
Woof! says Fido
That\'ll teach ya; that\'ll bring ya down a peg or two
And when we got home
Fido baked me a huge humble pie
It had dog food in it
But he made me eat it! heehee.
You need not have humble pie
Have Apple Strudel instead
Here\'s the clip on how to make it. Yummy!