I\'m a baby boomer
Boom, boom, boom
Born in the 50\'s
In Mum and Dad\'s bedroom
Mum had a midwife
Who thought it was best
That in their bedroom
She should get more rest
She was the midwife
Not my mum at all
Told the groaning patient
When ready give a call
But mum had no time
To call for help or shout
I was just so ready
To do my own shoot out!
That uncanny midwife
Caught me by my knee
And swung me around
To stand up like a tree
And as I grew older
I tried to learn to ski
But kept on falling over
Had Arthritis in That Knee!
Well, many years have passed
I\'m bed-bound in my room
This boomer\'s had to learn
How to blog and also zoom.