i have to say its a worry
how Orchi posts hymns in a flurry
but of course he has help
with a whine and a yelp
from his four legged friend so furry
pinching lead from his old church roof
i realised i\'d finally got proof
for though he looked awkward
sat there at the keyboard
a dog was composing woof woof
amazingly dextorous paws
were playing melodious chords
a growl and a whine
and strict tempo time
every lyrical venture explored
Well finally the author\'s unmasked
now undoubtedly up to the task
doggedly determined
Fido\'s been learnin
his hymn writing skill\'s unsurpassed
So there\'s never a cough or a splutter
Orchi\'s lyrics flow on without clutter
between lines of his hymns
hides his darkest of sins
for dog trainings been his bread and butter
All rise as now enters the vicar
orchi hides his dog all the quicker
\"Ah youve wrote me a hymn\"
Orchidee starts to grin
\"I can write you two more for ten knicker\"