There they go again,
My housemates complaining,
Complaining that there is a ghost,
A ghost in this house.
I have never ever seen one
But they are frightened,
Frightened all the time.
Many of them have gone,
Driven out of the house
By this so called ghost.
But I have never seen one,
Never seen one
In all the time I have been here,
And I have only been here
For two hundred and ninety seven years.