The date\'s been set
Planned for so long
All\'s now in place
What could go wrong?
Could be a flood
From the river nearby
No one can get here
Even if they fly
Maybe a curfew
Is called by the state
How can we fight this
Would just be our fate
Or big power failure
All lines could be cut
Food goes to waste
Not into our gut
If the bride goes on strike
We\'ll be in deep s--t
When she can\'t get her shoes
To match her outfit
What could go wrong
You ask me again
Nothing is sure yet
Till it\'s over, AMEN!