Subtitled:
\'The Mad Adventures of Fido and Orchi No.3461\'
I could be \'Lost in Space\'
Nope, not that I\'m watching the TV serial
Though I could be in that
Playing the robot
So ya can\'t see me!
But look, Fido and I fancied a trip to Saturn
To see them ring-thingys
I checked with a friend
\'I think I need the No.7 bus there\'
\'No\' said my friend
\'The No. 7 bus goes to Mars
You need the No.11 bus to Saturn\'!
The I took the car abroad
For a journey overseas
I didn\'t go by ship
The car \'walked\' on water!
Well, Fido and I would go
But we can\'t get out of this building
There\'s a Fire Door Exit we\'re trying to get out of
But a notice says:
\'This door must be kept closed at all times\'
Even if there\'s a fire?!
I\'ve not used that extra hour yet
Not put me clocks back yet
How to spend the hour?
Fido and I could, for example
Go round the world 4,756 times
Or sail to the Moon and back 2,643 times
Or we\'ll swim the Pacific/Atlantic Ocean 7,843 times!
Onwards - on to more nuttiness
On to adventure No. 3462!