They all turned up to see it,
The Nativity Play with live animals.
It started well,
The camels bringing the kings
With their gold frankincense and myrrh,
But then it became a pantomime.
One of the camels escaped,
It was chased by the police
But they could not catch it.
The camel went onto a golf course.
The police could not drive over it
So they took a golf trolley.
What a wonderful sight to see,
The trolley chasing the camel
Over the course,
But not on the greens,
That was definitely not allowed.
But the camel was the winner,
He beat the police by three shots
With two holes to play.