Fried Mouse:
This recipe is delicious with a can of warm beer -
And don’t forget you obtained this culinary secret here.
NOW THEN, BACK TO WORK:
My mouse, in intimate relationship with my PC
Carked it; emails were inaccessible without this key;
The whole Net was unavailable, much to my distress.
What is to be done?, I asked myself - right then naught, unless…..
I rummaged through all the remnants in my ‘puter spares box;
Most of the stuff there was about as useful as old rocks.
Eventually I found an old mouse which worked as if drunk;
The wheel no longer functioned, a click was more of a clunk.
Managed to propel the pointer but not without some strain;
I wanted to do something before this happened again,
So a smart mouse was ordered pronto, (had extra switches)
Then a search for a fallback to avoid further glitches.
But when I accessed the net to seek other solutions
(Just for emergency use when no mouse contributions)
It soon became evident it was not worth the struggle;
Keyboard shortcuts are cumbersome and not worth the trouble.
Although this has been difficult, I found the best option,
Which is just brilliant - congruent with the situation:
Now this is the solution you\'ve been so long waiting for –
Keep a fully functioning spare mouse in a nearby drawer….
……………………………………Wow!.............................................