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Poem, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells!

Jingle Bells πŸ””, Jingle Bells πŸ””,
They’re waiting for JFK,
He’s yet to show up to their dismay 😩
Telling us Santa πŸŽ… is a lizard man,
It’s time to stop the sleigh!
Hey!

Jingle Bells πŸ””, Jingle Bells πŸ””,
Cannibal Cabals,
Celebrities eating children like they’re staples,
Learning Oprah & Tom Hanks eats,
Babies as if they’re treats!
Hey!

Jingle Bells πŸ””, Jingle Bells πŸ””,
They will not,
Get the shot,
Thinking it gives us all black & blue balls ⚽⚽!
No they’re not following protocols!
Hey!

Jingle Bells πŸ””, Jingle Bells πŸ””,
Scrolling through the tweets 🐣,
Unhinged nut jobs without receipts,
Vaccines make you glow,
Metal sticks to us now, whoa 😳,
It will neutralize your sperm,
For a very long term!
Hey!

Jingle Bells πŸ””, Jingle Bells πŸ””,
Taking those horsey 🐎,
Will give you all the chills,
Doctors say that is not how to play,
Time for you all to pay πŸ’°,
Turning an unholy grey,
Ambulance πŸš‘ is on the way!
Hey!

Jingle Bells πŸ””, Jingle Bells πŸ””,
Religious right wing nuts πŸ€ͺ have been misled,
Big Foots Ghost πŸ‘» must’ve laid 5G eggs πŸ₯š,
In you all’s head!
Jingle Bells πŸ””, Evil Spells πŸ””,
Conjured up by Bill Gates,
Got you all psychological dates,
Psychiatrists will put you all on medicates πŸ’Š,
Hey!