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Poem, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells!

Jingle Bells 🔔, Jingle Bells 🔔,
They’re waiting for JFK,
He’s yet to show up to their dismay 😩
Telling us Santa 🎅 is a lizard man,
It’s time to stop the sleigh!
Hey!

Jingle Bells 🔔, Jingle Bells 🔔,
Cannibal Cabals,
Celebrities eating children like they’re staples,
Learning Oprah & Tom Hanks eats,
Babies as if they’re treats!
Hey!

Jingle Bells 🔔, Jingle Bells 🔔,
They will not,
Get the shot,
Thinking it gives us all black & blue balls ⚽⚽!
No they’re not following protocols!
Hey!

Jingle Bells 🔔, Jingle Bells 🔔,
Scrolling through the tweets 🐣,
Unhinged nut jobs without receipts,
Vaccines make you glow,
Metal sticks to us now, whoa 😳,
It will neutralize your sperm,
For a very long term!
Hey!

Jingle Bells 🔔, Jingle Bells 🔔,
Taking those horsey 🐎,
Will give you all the chills,
Doctors say that is not how to play,
Time for you all to pay 💰,
Turning an unholy grey,
Ambulance 🚑 is on the way!
Hey!

Jingle Bells 🔔, Jingle Bells 🔔,
Religious right wing nuts 🤪 have been misled,
Big Foots Ghost 👻 must’ve laid 5G eggs 🥚,
In you all’s head!
Jingle Bells 🔔, Evil Spells 🔔,
Conjured up by Bill Gates,
Got you all psychological dates,
Psychiatrists will put you all on medicates 💊,
Hey!