Jingle Bells π, Jingle Bells π,
Theyβre waiting for JFK,
Heβs yet to show up to their dismay π©
Telling us Santa π
is a lizard man,
Itβs time to stop the sleigh!
Hey!
Jingle Bells π, Jingle Bells π,
Cannibal Cabals,
Celebrities eating children like theyβre staples,
Learning Oprah & Tom Hanks eats,
Babies as if theyβre treats!
Hey!
Jingle Bells π, Jingle Bells π,
They will not,
Get the shot,
Thinking it gives us all black & blue balls β½β½!
No theyβre not following protocols!
Hey!
Jingle Bells π, Jingle Bells π,
Scrolling through the tweets π£,
Unhinged nut jobs without receipts,
Vaccines make you glow,
Metal sticks to us now, whoa π³,
It will neutralize your sperm,
For a very long term!
Hey!
Jingle Bells π, Jingle Bells π,
Taking those horsey π,
Will give you all the chills,
Doctors say that is not how to play,
Time for you all to pay π°,
Turning an unholy grey,
Ambulance π is on the way!
Hey!
Jingle Bells π, Jingle Bells π,
Religious right wing nuts π€ͺ have been misled,
Big Foots Ghost π» mustβve laid 5G eggs π₯,
In you allβs head!
Jingle Bells π, Evil Spells π,
Conjured up by Bill Gates,
Got you all psychological dates,
Psychiatrists will put you all on medicates π,
Hey!