Rozina

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Pardon, please speak up

What did you say?

My hearing\'s poor

Getting worse every day

 

Did you say \"Good

She can\'t hear me swear!\"

Oh you said Food

You\'ve put it out there

 

What, you said \"She looks Sad

And so very Old!\"

Ah, you said milk\'s gone Bad

It\'s got lots of Mould

 

You don\'t have to shout

Right into my ear

Just speak a little louder

Move your lips dear

 

Oops that lady looks angry

She has a big frown

My voice is too loud?

Better keep my voice down

 

I\'d better quickly arrange

To see ear Doctor Drew

And tell him my ears

Have in them superglue!

 

I was in BIG TROUBLE! I heard my husband say he wanted to DUMP his old shoes. So I sent the shoes and other stuff to the nearby charity shop. But apparently he had said he wanted to GUM the shoes as one had a loose sole. Luckily I was able to get his shoes back in time. I wish people wouldn\'t mumble.