Note to self:
Or talking to oneself
Not always a sign of madness! lol.
Aww, now c\'mon Orchi, why you be
So horrible to yourself?!
Why say you can\'t sing?
You\'ve only had 8,546 singing lessons
And your tutor says
You\'ll only need another 5,634 lessons
He\'s laughing up his sleeve
The fees I\'m paying him!
And why you keep insulting cats?
Saying your singing is like two cats fighting
It\'s much worse than that!
And why you keep torturing poets
By writing hymn-poems?
Why don\'t you let sleeping dogs lie?
Such as Fido!
Write them, yes
But why must you always sing each one
About 20 times each? (heehee)
Fido\'s noticed some \'hot\' poems on here
And starts barking at \'em
But why?
Cos they\'re not helping global warming
It\'ll be a hot winter!
(Writing this, living in the U.K.)
Now, you say to me -
I suppose you\'ll be singing
About 6,738 Carols at this season
Won\'t you stop punishing us?
What we done wrong?!
Heehee :)