I cannot go to school oh no,
you see i have a cough.
A chesty wheeze and when I sneeze,
my nose keeps falling off.
I cannot go, my head hurts so,
I fear that it will crack,
and I have spots like jelly tots,
all up and down my back.
I am so ill, so if you will,
please phone the school for me.
Tell them I\'ve flu, my tongue is blue,
and water on the knee.
I\'ve chicken pox and smelly socks,
I itch from head to toe.
Measels and mumps and painful lumps,
so you see i cannot go.
My legs are weak its hard to speak,
my throat is red and sore.
So wrap me tight, turn off the light,
and shut the bedroom door.