Here lies Anna, also known as one of the infamous black widows
Who claimed all of her husband’s smothered themselves with the pillows
Here lies Benjamin, thought himself a daredevil without a fear
First stunt and he wound up here
Here lies Caitlin, she always claimed that she was bestowed a curse
No one really believed her until she fell out of the hearse
Here lies Don Juan, to take on 22 women in one day was very brave
And he went with a huge smile to his grave
Here lies Elaina, who held in her gases believing it was a sin
Who knew you could literally explode from holding in wind
Here lies Frank, his enormous ego was his biggest flaw
He was quick on the trigger, but slow on the draw
Here lies Gemma, thought herself sophisticated and upper class
Who aimed for the brake and hit the gas
Here lies Hendrix, a daredevil bad boy who all the girls thought cute
Till the day he went sky diving and forgot his parachute
Here lies Irene, died at 102, outlived her daughter and son
Guess its true only the good die young
Here lies James, told his wife her sister was cute, a huge blunder
Because now he lies here six feet under
Here lies Kim, no one believed her as she always liked to play a trick
Now on her grave written are her last words “I told you I was sick”.
Here lies Lafayette, there are a lot of gossip and rumors you may hear
But its none of your business how I ended up here
Here lies Molly, whenever someone went missing, a party she would arrange
And no one said anything but the meat tasted strange
Here lies Norman; he never chewed his food, from a steak to a banana
And in the end he choked & died from a sultana
Here lies Olive, thought to be, by the town, a witch
All of her exes claim it false; she was just a royal bitch
Here lies Percy, so rich his family slowly poisoned him till he was gravely ill
He had the last laugh when they found he left them with nothing but a huge bill
Here lies Quinine, she & her boyfriend tried position 69 at the sauna with little trepidation
He died of suffocation because she died on top of him from dehydration
Here lies Rocco, he was a bull rider & one day he forgot to let go
The bull started to ride him; I guess you reap what you sow
Here lies Samantha, in life everyone thought her a bimbo
When given an option in the afterlife, she proved them wrong by choosing limbo
Here lies Timothy, as a true atheist he claimed to be king
Now all dressed up, with nowhere to go the poor thing
Here lies Uma, obsessed with Botox, to the point where she couldn’t frown
One day her face collapsed & died looking like a horror clown
Here lies Victor, he the world’s greatest fraud
Now I wonder how much he has swindled the devil and god
Here lies Willow, while tweeting about seeing a guy showing his butt crack
She didn’t see the metal post & died instantly when she gave it a whack
Here lies Xander, who tried to poison his wife & make it look like suicide
But the fool ended up drinking the cup with cyanide
Here lies Yana, was a blonde playboy model & a girlfriend of a billionaire
Always forgetful till the day she forgot how to breathe air
Here lies Zack, went and jumped off the highest tower
When he found out his ‘girlfriend’ of 25 years was charging him by the hour.