As I close out the Old Year & look ahead to the New Year here is my list of mysteries of life, at least to me.
Things I am still searching for at 63+ years & counting because they are still mysterious to me,
1)A smart mistake!
Because all mistakes are
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, DUMB!
A mistake may be complicated but it is never a good idea, it is always a stupid mistake.
2)A dumb question!
\"Because isn\'t \'not\' asking a dumb question, then ending up with the results of a miscommunication worse than asking the “dumbest question?”
3) A wise Ass!
Because isn’t all Jackasses goddamnable stupid ones?
4)Those who want to climb the pole, oops ladder of success!
Because as my Dad used to say,
“The higher up the pole the ‘monkey’ goes the more of an Ass and less of a person you see!”
“Nothing but All ASSHOOOLE, less of a person they can be! (that part is added by me).”