I’m making a complaint about Santa Claus
and I’m driven to make it all because
of the damage that was caused last year
during deliveries by his deer.
It went and put its leaden hoof
through the tiles upon the roof
and in the post a quote today
from Claus the Builders, I’m sorry to say.
It quotes me for the tile repairs
and truly caught me unawares
but to his scam I\'ll not succumb
I\'ll tell him to stick it up his bum.