\"A Lamb Named Doner & Her Cheap Persona\"
Cheap like my persona, are the company I keep/
We get drunk on a Monday, & call a Doner a treat
Lacking honour & pride, it\'s the dregs that we breed/
The same wasters in life, who say fetch & we reach
Wretched like Fleas, we like to leach like we\'re Ticks/
From my Creps to my T\'s, are all on Credit or ticked
All of my friendships, are based on the Intel of a brick/
It then looks like I\'m winning, when I outsmart the thick
If there\'s a pic to be taken, I want centre of attention/
Being a div, my mind\'s vacant, IQ 20 like Benson
A bit rough round the Edges, less Hedge & More Hog/
I have no clue what this Pledge is, I just polish nob
All I\'ve got in this world, is a girl called Four Seasons/
But ask why & I\'ll lie, & probably give you four reasons
I\'ve these demons like Ian\'s, yet his one\'s can rhyme/
All that\'s inside me is seman, now wall & ceiling I climb.
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