If you can shake my hand; a certain way,
my friend, you’re on the guest list,
I’ll toast to you, for my four years,
where I’ll work the magic of my fears.
If you were at; that elitist school,
my friend, you’re on the guest list,
let us and the boys; initiate,
the whole entire nation; in to hate.
If you were voted in, like myself,
my friend, you’re on the guest list,
this is how to do it, ignore your job,
as our constituents, don’t know shop.
If you are a discreet, boy in blue,
my friend, you’re on the guest list,
remember, keep up with our chosen cases,
we’ve got to protect beautiful faces.
If you like to flash your stolen cash,
my friend, you’re on the guest list,
pour your sugar, on the things we like,
even if it means an unemployment spike.
If you rub your hands, at the sight of war,
my friend, you’re on the guest list,
let us battle the oiks, until the death,
where this whole charade, will draw it’s last breath.