kitty the naughty poet

Farterbell

Tinkerbell smells,

farterbell being her new name

everytime she tinkers

with brussel sprouts

ponging the nostrils

of fairies and animals alike

ringing bells each time

she walks around

turning flowers limp

flying through the smog

adding to it...

farting out green smoke

stinks that lingers,

choking everyone out..

and when she died,

luckily she farted,

the clap of her buttcheeks

brought her back to life

smiles slop to frowns

although they were happy she was alive...

they had never considered however...

at the meal afterwards,

they would be serving brussel sprouts....