Crap Shooter

Oi cunt!

Feel alright?

Are you looking for a fight?

Maybe I am

Drank one too many

Not saved a single penny

For the next fucking day, of this shit life

You know, this David Attenborough life

To stay alive

When social bling floats to the top

Frothy scum; bone broth

A Kardashian recipe

This reality, I consume greedily

Hypocrites deliver my premium service

Swallowed daily like Emmeline Pankhurst

Could I ever relate?

No, but I\'m choking, I know a horse took her mate

Me? I\'d have had a wager on

A fat controller, looking on

Am I glad I bet my week\'s hard-earnings on

A fucking race?

Of course not!

Never with malice, never, ever, ever

Bet365, Paddy Power, they\'re on my team

Love me, adore me

Sign-up bonus long expired

Remember D-Ream?

Emptying my black-hole pockets

Upside potential?

Worth it

Steal a nutritional meal from my family?

Never

Daily

Deities sport harmless logos

Blood-stained with domestic abuse

Paid a fortune, happily oblivious

Every goal a hole for an open-top bus

Tykes flood pillows, soothed by

100% recycled polyester strips

Daddy lost his bet

Static cherubs hoarding future debt

Wheals will linger

Demons rule, even when they didn\'t

see another fucking TV, Facebook, TikTok

advert, get-rich-quick \'IG\' reference, some other faker cunt

Caring not a single jot

Somebody else\'s fault

Not mine

Because it is

A tenner left, so a 10/1 stake

Medium-rare, no pepper sauce

Sterling/Silva

The pair to score

Or no sandwiches for little ones

Those fuckers, a poor decision

Benched, for hours straight

No joy tonight, the constant climb

But next time though?

Fucking next time

Accumulate