I used to see my patients
In a very busy clinic
Some were so demanding
Those days were not a picnic
One man would always ask me
Is vitamin A good for you?
He\'d go through B to Zinc
Till his lips and mine turned blue
Another lady would tell me
Her history from premature birth
She\'d tell of her first world tour
In the skies and down on earth
I used to have the patience
Of someone they called Job
But as I grew more grumpy
I\'d try to do a swap
If patient A was coming
My doctor friend I\'d call
He\'d check A out for me
While I hid behind the wall!
But now that I\'m retired
I really miss my patients
I\'ll write of them, their doctors
Calling it Trials and Tribulations.
I did try to stick to the Hippocratic Oath. But some days when it got a bit too much, I took a little break, just a little.....