The neighbour has a fat cat
He\'s always on our wall
\"Good morning\" I said
His name is Big Warhol
He looks down at me
With disbelief in his eyes
\"It\'s raining cats and dogs
Not a good morning. She lies!\"
\"Caught any mice lately?\"
I asked the lazy fat cat
\"Is she blind or what?
There\'s not a single rat!\"
\"I\'ve cleared my house and hers
Can she not see they\'ve gone?
I\'ve put on so much weight
Been munching since the dawn.\"
\"See you later Wally\" I said
As I went back inside
\"Thank goodness she\'s gone
Leave me in peace\" he sighed
\"What a silly woman
Warhol is my name
She calls me what? Wally?
Shame on her, shame!\"
I read Black and White Cat by AuburnScribbler. My neighbours have a lovely cat. He loves sunbathing on top of the wall. He seems to look at me with disdain as I sweep outside my house every day.