Swoon!
Well, stop reading Katie\'s
And other\'s \'hot\' poems, says Fido
He always advises me well
Does he swoon too?
I mean, he usually reads the poems before I do
To check out any \'hotness\' and other stuff
Sometimes I beat him to it
And read the poems first! heehee.
Woof! Woof! Quiet, now Fido!
Though I know you\'re only barking
To help me avoid these swoons
You know I\'m very snow-flakey!
Well, anyway, at least I\'m glad
That some one - or ones - in these poems
Are having fun!
Should I try some slap and tickle?
Which will be best
The slap or the tickle?!
Oh go on, Orchi, Fido says
He\'s in a different mood now -
Be a dark horse - try both!
Don\'t overdo it though, says Fido
Don\'t search every hour on the hour
For the \'erotic\' genre
It will be too much for you! Heehee.
And mark this one \'18+\' he says
Or I will bark at you too!
And don\'t put this one in the \'hymn-book\'! Oooh!