Another failed relationship
She really should write a paper on love
Or love and where to find it
This would be her fifth failure
She really should get a tattoo to celebrate
Jenny was there
Seen it done it got the tattoo
Was it five years ago, she told John she was in love with another
What were his words to her
If you’re really in love, you need to pursue it
She should have got that tattoo also
Some lucky girl would be with John now
Tip, Jenny, some lucky girl
She arranged to meet Tilly for a drink
Bitch about men and the world
Just bitch in general
Tilly was late
Tilly was always late
But she did spot an old familiar face
Hello John, long time no see
Jenny, how are you
Fine, I’m meeting Tilly, but she’s late as usual
Well, let me buy you a drink while you’re waiting
So how\'s things with you then, tell me you\'re married with two children and things couldn’t be better
No, I don’t have any children, but I’ve set a date to get married in July
Wow, fantastic, hope you’ll both be very happy
I picked up the engagement ring earlier, what do you think
That is stunning, she’ll be ecstatic
Try it on, so I can see what it looks like
I can’t do that, is that not bad luck or something
Don’t be silly, that\'s an old wives tale
Okay, then, this might be the nearest I ever get to wearing an engagement ring. What do you think, does it suit me
Suits you fine, I’ve booked the 23rd of July if you want to come
Aw, that’s nice, it will be my pleasure to come to your wedding
Okay then, see you on the 23rd
Eh, John, your fiancées ring, I think she’ll maybe want to see it
She’s wearing it dopey
She is
Tilly says she’ll ring you tomorrow, something about chief bridesmaids dresses she said