Keith

RUDE FOOD RAP

Fast food is so rude

It burps in your face

It pushes past

Can\'t be last

You\'ve lost the race

Before you\'ve started

Your taste\'s departed

Senses numbed

In a burger bun.

But try to  beat it-

Swerve that salad

Limp and tasteless

Dodge a Dominos

(Cos what is on it

Only God knows)

You\'ll just get fatter

Wear a tent

It just won\'t matter

You\'ll get rounder

After a greasy

Quarter pounder

A \'large\' of chips

To wear on your hips

Is worth avoiding

If you don\'t want

Your stomach voiding.

Chicken wings

Are dangerous things

Dipped in dodgy

MSG

Served in a bucket

Colonel Saunders didn\'t cook it

But he\'ll take your cash

In exchange for that rash

So turn your nose up

At that lukewarm wedge

Buy a book

On how to cook veg.

You\'ll find yourself

In a better mood

If you spit in the eye

Of Mr Fast Food

Tell Ronald

He\'s just a clown

He should burger off

And leave this town.