A PAIR OF PEARS
(A HAIRY PAIR)
So proud of his pair was he
that he thought they were worthy to be
entered into a local show
and he knew he’d get pleasure in doing so.
so he filled in the form and off to submit it
and after the judging beside his exhibit
he saw on the table a judge’s notice
neatly written and what the judge wrote is:
‘I’m sorry to tell you that your pair be
ruled out of the judging on the grounds of \'too hairy’\'.