There\'s a rhinosaurus under my sofa!
There\'s a hippo asleep in my bath.
The elephants packing my pans in his trunk
And the hyaena\'s just having a laugh.
The cats stalking mice in the bedroom
The swans looking haughty and proud
All I need now is some lions
Oh dear, outside there\'s a crowd.
I knew I should give up prosseco
And ripe cheese at night is a no
I\'ve made up my list all I want is my cat
The rest will just have to go.
I\'ve woken up now with my coffee
All is right with the world once again
I shall call up my feminist nature
And put all of the blame upon men!