You know Val - St Valentine?
He lived in the 3rd Century AD.
But woe is me - Fido won\'t let me
Have any \'fun\' or \'excitement\'
It\'s always a gloomy day for me
Cos he never lets me get \'hot\'
But chucks buckets of ice over me
To cool me down
At the least sign of \'hotness\'!
Yes, he has to read all the poems before I do
He\'s working overtime
With the Valentine poems!
Why don\'t you put Fido out the back yard a while, Orchi?
And be a dark horse
Fido won\'t know
Give him a bone to chew or something
He\'ll be happy!
Cheers to you all, this Valentines\' Day
With whisky, sherry, wine, or whatever
All with water added, specially by me, of course
Dunno why ya complain
I only try to save ya from hangovers! heehee