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Dying with My Phone (A Song, to the rhythm of “Living on My Own” by Freddie Mercury

 

Beep boop beep boop, beep boop beep boop

 

V1

 

I really hope it doesn’t breakdown and dies, (so phoney)

I need to compare myself with the other guys,

It’s so phoney, so phoney, dying with my phone.

 

V2

 

At times I feel as if I am running too fast, (so phoney)

And certain apps, will shut down on me, down on me, I get hazy,

Oh so hazy, dying with my phone.

 

Chorus

 

Beep boop beep boop, beep boop beep boop

I don’t have the time for any actual business,

Beep boop beep boop, beep boop beep boop,

I am so phoney, phoney, phoney, phoney, yeah,

The next time I wake up I’ll be dead.

 

V3

 

I continue to ignore intelligent warnings,

I’m a moth to flame; where I’m flying “free” in a fake world,

It’s so queasy, dying with my phone, my phone, my phone.

 

Chorus

 

Beep boop beep boop, beep boop beep boop

I don’t have the time for any actual business,

Beep boop beep boop, beep boop beep boop,

I am so phoney, phoney, phoney, phoney, yeah,

The next time I wake up I’ll be dead.

 

Beep boop beep boop, beep boop beep boop

I don’t have the time for any actual business,

Beep boop beep boop, beep boop beep boop,

I am so phoney, phoney, phoney, phoney, yeah,

The next time I wake up I’ll be dead!