Ohno, spare us please, Orchi!
Peerrr-llleeeee- aaassee!!
Cos we suspect this poem
Wil go on for about 4,583 verses
(Picking out a random number there)
Once you start your reminiscing Orchi
You go on an on, you never stop
Endless waffling
Always using 20 words when 5 will do
We care not to hear of your adventures
When you met the dinosaurs
Or \'later\', comparatively
When you mucked it up at Hastings
And your intolerable photo albums
Covering 5 million years
With a blow-by-blow account of each photo!
(Don\'t ya just love it really?!)
And memories of your singing are worse
I remember........the first song I sang
No please - no recitals!! lol
I will tell you this though
It all began when....
I heard two cats fighting, and copied them
A melodious sound they made
But, aww, why do they say to me
\'I wish you would stop insulting cats
Your singing\'s much worse than that!\' heehee
Ohhh, ya gotta laugh at your own jokes
Cos maybe no one else will
Though it might be an ego-trip
Boasting and showing off
Getting too big for your boots
No-one\'s listening anyway Orchi
They\'ve all got ear plugs!
Says Fido. He knows! lol.