In the flat up above dont you know
Theyre aware of the peeing below
to show their bad feeling
punched a hole in that ceiling
stuck their bum through and let one go!
as fast as you like - in a wink
Ealing was full of the stink
the air had turned foul
dogs started to howl
and the tellies all went on the blink
the worker was hauled up in court
for the occasion when he was caught short
to pee on the ceiling
was the wrong place i\'m feeling
for a bladder containing one quart
he didnt half feel unwell
when they hauled him off to a cell
like little jack horner
he peed in the corner
and emptied his bowels as well
the gov\'ner would have none of this
the worker was takin the piss
whilst you\'re in prison care
we\'ll have none of that here
but from his trousers there came a loud hiss