A big thank you to Teddy.15 for giving me the inspiration for this trio of variations on a theme.
There once was a lady called Lou
Who went on a trip to the zoo
The lion got out
She gave it a clout
And the scaredy-cat lion withdrew.
There once was a lady called Lou
Who went on a trip to the zoo
The lion got out
She gave out a shout
And her Hubby departed from view.
There once was a lady called Lou
Who went on a trip to the zoo
But the lion broke free
She yelled out: ‘Save me’
which her Hubby chose not to pursue.