Doggerel Dave

Chewing Gum Doggerel

It’s time is past I’m happy to say;

Chewing gum was the scourge of an age:-

Found it stuck when I walked just yesterday -

Remove now! I have no wish to engage.

 

Acetone nail polish remover

Or peanut butter – oh what a waste;

Neither a very quick maneuver

When a clean shoe sole is required post-haste.

 

A time when chewing gum stuck to my shoe;

But today more likely its doggy doo…..