\"Britain, US and Russia\"
Britain makes love like a girl, whilst The US f**** you with force/
While Russia goes in for the rape, then same day you\'re a corpse
Britain bowels down to The US, hence why we\'re seen as a b****/
Whereas Russia will touch you like Jimmy, then deny that it did
Whilst Theresa struggles with Brexit, Donald struggles with his wall/
Whereas Putin just sits comfortable, riding bareback on his horse
British police have lost control, like they have with guns in The US/
Whereas Russia will have you murdered, wherever you are in The West
Politicians talk sh** in Parliament, like The President does in his office/
While Russians aren\'t one for arguments, cause they\'ve already bombed it
Britain tends to play Football, while The US likes to play a game of Soccer/
Whereas Russia doesn\'t play, unless it\'s some gunplay from the chopper
The British police are called Coppers, and The US ones are called Feds/
In Russia they\'re called Russians, and will just bust one in your head
Our Footie Hooligans are solid, yet with the US ones I\'m not too sure/
Whereas The Russians are looking bodies, like the game is called Cold War.
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