If you don’t wish to fight
You’re tongue you must bite
Hold it ever so tight
Even if you’re right
Though the other be an ass
Totally without class
Take a simple pass
And listen to his gas
Just nod and smile
Thinking all the while
I’ll go the extra mile
Him not to rile
And when he is done
Thinking the battle won
Have your little fun
Say “I didn’t hear word one”
Then ever so sweet
Say “Would you mind to repeat”
As you someone else greet
Quickly make your retreat