Michael Edwards

LIMERICKS 97, 98 and 99

 

There once was a lady from Fife
who led an embittered life

till dear hubby Rob

put cream on his knob

with results that soon ended her strife

 

 

 

And out came the dettol the rags and the wash mops

when into the loo went bladder-full Cyclops

for such was his fate

he couldn’t see straight

as he plastered the floor with his plentiful peedrops

 

 

 

She dated a chap called Fred Bunn

and looked forward to having some fun

they went to the park

when out of the dark

along came his wife with a gun.