There once was a lady from Fife
who led an embittered life
till dear hubby Rob
put cream on his knob
with results that soon ended her strife
And out came the dettol the rags and the wash mops
when into the loo went bladder-full Cyclops
for such was his fate
he couldn’t see straight
as he plastered the floor with his plentiful peedrops
She dated a chap called Fred Bunn
and looked forward to having some fun
they went to the park
when out of the dark
along came his wife with a gun.