Get that over there my wife said to me
But what was what and where was where? What could it be?
She looked at me with a glare, if you’d watched then you would see.
But I was around the corner on the stair and this all seems so petty
She said that obviously I didn’t care and to that she said I must agree
Even though I didn’t think it fair, it was her final decree
To argue would only me impair so I couldn\'t disagree
Now if this house you wish to share my wishes you’d better foresee
So now in total despair I ran and handed her the car key
Not that! I told you it was on the chair she screamed like a banshee
I only wished to tear my hair and far away to flee
Laughing she said I hope that you I didn’t scare, one thing you’re not is gutsy