Mother i am sorry that
i cannot be with you today
this mothering sunday.
I am with my comrades
you will be proud of us
happily fighting our glorious war
for mother Russia and Premier Putin.
Please find enclosed some
photos Yuri has taken
of the women and children
our glorious forces have killed
to ensure our victory.
Do not worry for my welbeing
these women and children
do not put up much of a fight.
When I am home again
we will all be happy
I have much lootings to share
with you and sister Olga.