A chef was busy cooking today
inside his Italian themed cafe
when all of a sudden
he fell in the oven
and sad to say he’s now pasta way.
An incontinent ghost called Barny Boo
was regularly seen upon the loo
but one day while sitting
and non-stop shitting
he turned inside out disappearing from view.
A randy young lass called Teddy
got out her doll called Freddy
she jumped on his front
with a groan and a grunt
and his winky went soft like spaghetti.