Michael Edwards

LIMERICKS 100 101 & 102

 

 

A chef was busy cooking today

inside his Italian themed cafe

when all of a sudden

he fell in the oven

and sad to say he’s now pasta way.

 

 

 

An incontinent ghost called Barny Boo

was regularly seen upon the loo


but one day while sitting

and non-stop shitting


he turned inside out disappearing from view.

 

 

 

A randy young lass called Teddy

got out her doll called Freddy

she jumped on his front

with a groan and a grunt

and his winky went soft like spaghetti.