Return of The Bard ๐
[Songs I heard]
By Pearcemelville
Quantum Love ๐
[entanglement blues] ๐ฅ
Manyananosecond has
passed since my partner
and I became entangled
We get along well
well we really don\'t see each other I have not a notion of anywhere she should be
And if I do succeed,
๐ ๐
That would be as scant as a success as such success as she says she sometimes says she shall so as she certainly should so she should say so she says so shall she say so she should not say she shan\'t stop.
My My, myriad of mindful moving musings if I may say she said so she may say so
If I may say she so say.
๐ฟ ๐ ๐ฟ
For that is all the information the universe can offer me.
I could a see a photo still though not where she go nor bin ๐๏ธ ๐คธ๐ด๐๏ธ๐โท๏ธ๐
Or seeing her in fullest motion
yet have no idea where she is.
Functional Wave Collapsing to
one of either state ๐
i-ts all they ever let me see
I feel quite irate
๐ซ๐ต๐ก
But I know that we know that i know that she knows that I could be there before I know.
Quantum Entanglement or she knows See? she pops up out of nowhere! from somewhere any where?
Where was I ?
They may be not say to me nay nay nor to say to me anyday
where a..๏ฝher..๏ฝbout her
Where about nor where she\'s bin,
Her impending direction nay nor nay nay her any validated indication of her SPIN
๐ซ ๐คฃ ๐ โญ ๐
โฟ ๐
๐ ๐ฐ๐ท โข๏ธ
ใ โ ใ
Ah yes we get along well just about the same ๐คฃ
I say to say ๐
These sudden reversals in ๐ฒ fortune are driving me insane!
ใ๏ธ
๐ถ โธ๏ธ ๐ถ
Remember the Double Slit?
Dragged them along for quite a while without an inkling of the Quantum State.
Heisenberg had a handle on thatthat Principled Pal of mine Yep he knew his stuff, all over it ω
๐๐ฑ๐ฆ๐บ๐ฏ
Well my nephew is a Monkey!
๐
Then Schroedinger and his ๐ฒ๐ด๐ณ bloody cat ©๏ธ escaped! Streuth I hope it bloody well scratched everyone! Traitorously Cat! ๐บ
And Newton! What a lark! How long was he leaning up against that tree dreaming?
I saidChuckettadimdidn\'t๐ค ๐ด think it would have hit him in the fuckin head! ๐คฃ๐๐๐ฅ๐
๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ค๐โน๏ธ๐ค๐ณ๐ค ๐บ
He should have been inventing Calculus ∫Integralโฌ Calculus Diferentiation∑
Achime, , , ๐ฝ ๐ ๐ฟ
∫ ∞ โฌ
Where was I? Well we hardly meet and i hardly ever see her
But its kinda boring ๐
I feel like getting out of this confounded entanglement.
At least on you\'re own you have a decent chance of seeing others. ๐ฐ๐ ๐๐
๐๐ ๐คโน๏ธ๐๐๐คค๐ต๐ฉ๐ ๐
This entanglement business is murder and it indeed is trying to drive me as crazy as she said so I should say so or so she says so I may say so on this merry day in May if Mary may melodiously say this sunny Saturday the ๏ผth of May this melancholy month of May this Merry Quaint and Merrymay. FUCK! ่
FUCK OFF! ่่ตฐ๏ผ
See what I mean? What did they do to me? What did I do
to them?
โ
Where are they? Where are you? Where are we? Where is my [ET] my entangled partner [ET) not to be seen.
๐๐ฒ๐
Where am I?
Where?
Oh yes as she said I was to say she said to say hello to your sexy sister Sally in June.
Oh yes
๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ ๐ฐ
I wish I would have read that in the fineprint. But as a signatory in the universal [Quantum Entanglement Agreement] A particle is obligated. . . โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐๏ธ
โฌ ๐ โฌ
I am drawn to getting out of this entanglement arrangement. ๐ป๐ฏโ๏ธ๐ซ๐คผ๐คผโ๏ธ
๐คฝ๐คน๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ
๐๐ฉโค๏ธ๐ฉ
๐
Dark Matter offers a course in self-disentanglement. ๐
Or find a patsy to take my place, I\'m sure THAT can be arranged.
๐ ๐ ๐
If they trace me down I may frown they mey department me away that day to ๐ซ๐ญ๐โญ
The Large Hadron Collider which may circumcircularly encircle me in a SuperSonic Way โท๏ธ๐๐
oR off me away in May that day to a singular singularity from which there may be nay Disentangelating in ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ disentangled Method โ
๐ต๐คโซโซโซ๐ต๐ค
Waveใฐ๏ธ Function Collapse ๐
It even sounds ๐ด boring ๐ค
When a ๐ผ Classical ๐น Observer ๐ bloody Peeping
๐ Tom!
Disturbs the probability ๐ฒ of my fairly ๐ฉ๐ squarely ๐
integrable ∫ function
They will have other things coming!
I\'ll have you leave my
η complementary variables δ alone θ please just keep your hands to yourself you
๐ garrolous groper ๐
I\'ll have you know I am Certainly Principled ๐ฉ๐ซ in no Uncertain way this day in May if I should say.
Should they attempt to unconjugate my ξ variables φ they\'ll have another thing coming on๏ผwill be left no choice butใ๏ผ reciprocate!
At least my fate it has not
๐ fallen ๐ to that upsetting state,
stuck to one of two states,
one in motion ๐ก
with or without direction,
or one in โก static state ๐ก
โฏ๏ธ
Should I depart to another plane it would be to a plane Kelvin O
where I shall not feel pain
โณ๏ธ โ๏ธ2๏ธโฃ7๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃโ๏ธ ๐
Might they manageใmy
โท๏ธ momentum I shall โฐ๏ธ pass
on, presenting to her or him,
The perfect position of my precise positioning,
in this pleasantly present merry morning on such a moody Monday in May,
If I may say on such a day
( or so she may so say )
Max Planck ๐ณ constant in his postulatory position on body black ๐ท radiation ๐ท
Wrote this formally with formulation of formula that
included a constant of his own
determination ๐ก
quantifiable oscillationใฐ๏ธ of such said radiation โข๏ธ
He constantly informing an integer with ๐ถ oscillating frequencer
The energetic result most pleasingly to himorher ๐ง ๐ด
Yet aโ quandary that eludes the Brethren ๐๏ธ
Is accommodating quantum
with gravity๐ฅ
A question of serious discussionโบ๏ธ๐ฎ๐๐๐ and integrity
Which has lead to no
conclusion ๐ซ
To satisfy the๐ฃ small with large ๐ One by one can\'t hold the mark ๐
Shall we tell โ๏ธ them of this secretation
Or revel inour๐
Titillation?
Such gravitous questioning and pondering ๐ค
May lead to accurate intuitating ๐
And culminate in
TEO
Theory of Everything!
Tadaa a โ ๏ธ
Tried to explain in lengths of strings ใฐ๏ธ
This slippery theorizationing
of All Things
Thrown out ๐๏ธwith theory M and Eddington\'s mix of
๐ผ spiritual ๐ปPhilosophy with Mathematica โฆโฆ∑%θ∫
{โโโโโโโโโโโโ}
๐
Copernicus ๐ guilty of so said
heresy was so
suspiciously suspected,
though not found formally and guillotinely guilty for they
archived him away, arrested and arraigned in a homely house ๐ก one humid day
And most unlikely was a ๐departure ๐ซ down to garrolous gallows ๐ on a gallantly gracious afternoon in June.
Newton was fundamentally fond of
finding out a formula to formulate the function of a root ∑upon its function ∫ in a frolicsome ๐ฏโ๏ธand ใใใ
ๅ
fundamental way this day,
I shall formally so say.
Galileo stated that ๐ laws are locatedโฆ mathematically in a nicely natural kindaway.
He ๐ conically apreciated Parabola, ordinately coordinated with a squared abscissa.
Galileo formulated formula to predict the trajected pathly parabola ๐ ๐
with pretty
perfecting
arc
โ
โโ โ โโ
โโโโโโโโโ`
โy๏ผxโก
โ
that accord with locally acquired artillery according to ordinary ordinance on an ๐ซ ordinarily orderly day in April.
And the preconceiving pathway will prettingly predict, ๐
the projected trajectory with a most unlikely deviation from that path that day.
โคด๏ธ ๐น โคต๏ธ
i- was BigBang born most bangingly ๐
Oh what a fiery flashly flare
that freely flared, โจ๏ธ
To think that
all that was equally equivalent in a hitherto equivocally equal way, ≠ โ๏ธ
could be explained in E = mc2
ใใ Ε ๏ผ Μะกโก ใใ
Rowing in a brown boat ๐ถ
with lunch, pen, and note,
He contemplated ๐
Brownian Motion
๐ถ ๐ป ๐ฃ
And how would Albert E peruse my predicated predicament ?
Well through insistingly insisting that it is
Spooky action at a D istance
ใ
๐ป๐จ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฎ๐ฝ๐จ๐ป
That sinister Collider causing quarks and not such fun, ใ
to annihilate each other in conditions reminiscent of those within a sun ๐
or indeed a myriad of hotspots from dwarf onto a Giant Red
๐บ๐น
He wouldn\'t know the difference ๏ผ โ
t\'ween a proton nay a neutron
To render it most pleasantily
I surrender unto Thee this definition I most gleefully did found ie: โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ โฌ๏ธ
A neutron is made from two Down quarks and an Up quark. A proton is made up of two Up quarks and a Down โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ โฌ๏ธ
๐ฌ ๐ฌ
Louis Pasteur found that if he perfected for a princely pint of milk to pass through sixty though not through fourty more plus degrees,
6๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃโ๏ธ4๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ๐ต
That that princely pint of milk that passed that would appear before his very eyes did ๐ฎ
indeed turn pasteurized
6๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ โ๏ธ ๐๏ธโ๏ธ 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ
โพโช๏ธ ๐ค ๐๐ค ๐๐ท
๐๐ถ๐บ
๐โจ๏ธ ๐๐ข ๐ค๐ฅ
Aching Archimedes harked in volumes ๐
It really turned him on
How to measure Volume of an irregular polygon? ๐๐๐
He drew a bath but fell within and at first remarked in silent graces Then > ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐
He harked Eureka! โผ๏ธ
Volume is the exact amount of water it displayses
๐ฆ๏ธ ๐ง๏ธ ๐ป ๐ณ๏ธ ๐ง ๐
Finding Fulcanelli the fittinglly fickle Order of Today
Zappa Frankly feelz that๐ผ๐ธ finding fleeting Fulcanelli is futile in a Fundamental Way
๐คด ๐ฃ ๐ฃ ๐คถ
Fulcanelli found a fortuitous friend
Along with Canseliet both did hunting for The Philosopher\'s Stone Ω ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ Δ
Splendilatedly blending fire with a fiery furnacing fire they friendly friends morphed leady into GOLD!! ๐ฑ
๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐โก๐ง๐ง
๐ ๐
A Bookstore opened by Master Wong in Hongkong I\'mnot wrong
Factually riding there in fact alight at the Fifth Stop
Besuretobe wellaware of the bookyou seek as other Readers didnot found,
Though he named really this erroneouslly his shop, The
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
โโณ๐ฏ๏ธ ๐ฉ๐ณ๐ฉ๐ง๐คฐ
๐
๐โฒ๏ธ๐ ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ต๏ธ๐ท๐ธ
๐ฌ๐ก๐ญ๐ ๐๐ฉ๐๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐๐
โ๏ธ โ๏ธ
๐๐
๐๏ธโ๏ธ
โ๏ธ โ๏ธ
๐พ ๐ผ๐ป ๐ฐ ๐ฌ๐จ๏ธ๐พ๐๐ฑ๏ธ๐๏ธ
๐พ โฟ ๐บ๐น ๐๐๐๐๏ธ
๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ ๐ฅ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
โ ๏ธ๐ธ ๐ณ๐ญ
๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ
Wong Fook Hing BookShop
๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ
๐ค๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐๐
๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐ต๐ด๐๐๐๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐
Instating communiques instantly
In packeted parsilly pakages pakt fully,
This a Quantumly Principle Realfully Truthfully
๐ โฉ๏ธ โ๏ธ
Neils Bhor neaded to kneadfully, and bohring too beautifullyto bring out this
beauty
โฌ~electronic uncertainty
An electron may move,
from one orbital jump to another,
though e-may not ๐ซ
existingbetween
โฉ๏ธ๐๐โ๏ธโ๐๐โ๏ธโณ๏ธโด๏ธโ๏ธโฐโฟ๐ ๐๐ฏ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ป๐ณ๐น๐ณ๐ธ๐ฑ
Ν๐ด๏ธΣ๏ฟก๏ผ ๐
ฑ๏ธ๐
พ๏ธΗะฏ
ะฑ
ใ ๐ฏใ
๐ฃ๐ฃ
ใถ ใใ
ะถ ๐ โณ๏ธ ๐ โด๏ธ ๐ใ
^ ใใ ั ใ
๐ฃ๐ฃ ใ
ใ
๐ใพ
ใใใ
Richard Feynman
Investigation of theory quantum ๐๏ธ
Led to modellation of Theory Parton ๐ฆ ๐
though not an island in a Stream ๐พ
but streaming particulates
twin slitting ๐ญ ๐ฏโ๏ธ ๐ฌ
describing
Behaviour of quanta things
Considered the โข๏ธ contraction of Oring โญ
To find a challenging finding on a Shuttle machine ๐ ๐ฐ๏ธ
Higgs I would like that he
Worked upon a vessel as an Officer โด๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ข๐
๐๐
A Bosun and he found claim ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐
by postulating existence of a particle bearing same his name
๐ซ๐ญโข๏ธโฃ๏ธ๐๐↔๏ธโโฟโฐ
It was not till decades later
Somewhere within circular Cern
They found that particular elusive particle โณ๏ธ
A Boson of Higgs I learn ๐ฉ๐
The Choir paid tribune to Gaia
A Sphere so pleasantly ๐ pleasingful placed in a pleasant and mostly pleasanting way,
Perfectly precisement positionaly nominally notioned
nomenclature
namely
THE MILKY WAY
โ๏ธ โฟ โ ๐จ โ โ โ โข โ โ
Jack and Jill ascented to draw a pail no less from a bore atop a hill, ๐๏ธ ๐๏ธ
they stopped a moment,
they kissed, ๐๐
๐
and it is obviously
plane to say this prose was processed by none other than
Fulcanelli\'s Friend ๐คผโ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐คธ๐
an ๏ผ level Hydroligist
๐คผ โ๏ธ โฐ๏ธ ๐๏ธ ๐ฆ ๐ผ โ๏ธ ๐คธ
I strive to conjure that perfect rhyme ๐ถ
Render Dear Liza\'s heart sublime ๐
Yet with furrowed brow I hasten to find my purse of tricks ๐ผ
Lest Dear John\'s holy bucket is not repaired
๐๏ธโ๏ธ๐พ๐ฆ๐๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐
Shakti such a mystique band
Maclaughlin strummed and ๐ picked they all played as ๏ผ
Scintillating Sitar was stroked
by none other than Ravi ๐คณ Shankar\'s son๐ด ๐ ๐คผ๐
I think she is AliVE! ๐ธ
Quick! somebody CaLL โ ๏ธ
An AMBULANCE ๐ ๐๐ป
I Wonder where Joe went
That Day with gun slung
o\'er hisshoulder
I used to date an ep-girl ๐ฉ๐ค
who worked in a server bank
Data Retrieval. ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐พ๐
To see Her fly such Remarkably flyinglyใ Admin
do praise She and Thanks.
Am thought to extrikiating this
Entanglenatiling
Though to ๏ผฅ๏ฝguage in that nowwouldneed direct
meandering, ใใใ
the like of which I am not useta.
I will try it ByJive
I hear now She has hoppled an
Orbital to compute for a Quantum Computer โ๏ธ
Ψ ψ Ψ
โ0 ≤ โ ≤ n − 1 mโ−โ ≤ mโ ≤ โ
⊂∪ ั
๏ผ ัโก ∪⊃
1 ≤ n
Q
Perchance may be an opening
for a quark the like of me
At the compvtashionell Comp Orbital N surrounding the
uantum Computer. ๐ฎ
It\'s right down my e-levels
I hope you don\'t mind if I say that my angular momentum is Awe-inspiring! Σζξφะะฅั
I could constitute part of a neutron, sit on a fense you may say , ะจะจะจะจะจะจะจะจะจ
Oh to spend nanos with my e-girl is E-nspiring!
โโ1000โโ โ๏ธ
SWAP= โโ0010โ โป๏ธ
โ0100โ โญ
โโ0001โ โณ๏ธ
๐ โ
ขιโ
ข ๐
๐
Henry Lawson, man of history, prose and verse ๐ค
Traversed down to Sydneytown ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ผ
For in that Town he chose to have a shave ๐ค
I quote his verse unto the mark
I\'ll go and do the Sydney toff up there in IronBark
โณ ๐๏ธ
Bob toasted the bay where that Yacht won the Day โต โ๐ค
He toasted one more to Port๏ผ
Bob Hawkishlooking devil said any proprietor unwilling to allow a comrade away,
this day is a Bloomin` Bugger
๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ
Two men strode into a bar
I wish to aquefy, please serve to me kind Sir, ๐ฅ
A glass of liquid water, HtoO.
His comrade, a sailor, said
Toast the Revolution, Viva la
Revoloo ๐ฅ
Please serve to me too Sir
A goblet, your finest vintage
aqueous solution, a goblet
filled with HtoOtoo ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Twomen drinking though as ๏ผ not โก ๐ฅ
Acquiesced their aqueousless thirst ๐ฅ ๐ฅ
The first he showed acute ๐ง thankyoos for acquiescense of aforestated aqueousless thirst within his throat ๐คฅ๐
Whilst his poor friend he
felt fully poorly ๐ฅ
He has gone too moot his Manufacturer he\'s taken for the WORST!!!
๐ฅ๐ญ
Michelson Abraham Albert
rotating ๐คธ a mirror ๐and ๏ผnot
Shone reflecting rays and gazed๐ฒ
Decisively constant motioning
Determining the light velocity
He praised ๐ ๐ก
A man named Maskelyne upon the Scottish mountain Schiehallion, โฐ๏ธ
Showed that this mountain did indeed attract a pendulum
If this one did then all do do and many dood gather to confer and affirm,
That Newton\'s inverse square law of gravitation had been confirmed! ๐
Namely: ๐ the force of gravity acting between any two objects is
inversely proportional to the
square of the separation distance between the object\'s centres
End
F ๏ผ G mโ mโก ๏ผ r × r