A zoo keeper known as Vince,
an easy young man to convince,
heard a lion plea:
‘Please help me break free’
so he did and he’s not been seen since.
There was a young lady called Mary
who thought that she was a fairy
so she went on the swings
and flapped her wings
and she fell like a dead canary.
There was an old man called Ernie Shed
who stayed one day in his beddy, bed, bed
It was not by design
that he lay there supine
for poor Ernie Shed was deady, dead, dead.