There\'s this bunch of firemen
wearing all their protective gear
oh and a extra mask cos
it\'s covid lockdown year
so they\'ve just got back to the depot
and theyve put out a fire again today
off comes the fire fighting gear
and it\'s into the canteen for
a quick drink before they go home
and someone bought cakes
cos is fireman Pete\'s birthday
well thats all ok isn\'t it
oh, hang on, i made a mistake
they weren\'t firemen
they were westminster politicians
nah, doesn\'t matter
principle is the same isn\'t it
both groups are public servants
if not, why not?