Michael Edwards

LIMERICKS 106, 107 and 108

 

 

When he passed away dear Bill Rownd

departed for hell deep underground

and although it’s hot

 it troubled him not

for he wanted to be where the fun’s to be found.

 

 

A health food fanatic called Ivy Malone

Had long pubic hair which you cannot condone

for it grew and grew

and poked out on view

but it worried her not for ‘twas fresh and home grown.

 

 

A renowned wind player called Matt

when playing for fun found that

to some folks dismay

he could add to his play

by including the sound of his farts in b flat.