When he passed away dear Bill Rownd
departed for hell deep underground
and although it’s hot
it troubled him not
for he wanted to be where the fun’s to be found.
A health food fanatic called Ivy Malone
Had long pubic hair which you cannot condone
for it grew and grew
and poked out on view
but it worried her not for ‘twas fresh and home grown.
A renowned wind player called Matt
when playing for fun found that
to some folks dismay
he could add to his play
by including the sound of his farts in b flat.