Cor, you\'re everso lucky
being a Brit and living in the UK
that\'s where everybody wants to be
that\'s why they come over the channel
risking their lives in those small boats
to be in the glorious UK.
Oh i dunno about that
it ain\'t so glorious any more you know
taxes have all gone up
the NI stamp has gone up
it aint so easy anymore
why\'s all that gone up then
maybe it\'s got something to do with
having to pay for feeding and housing
the 28,500 of them illegal boat people
who arrived last year
and they just keep on coming
welcome to the UK
can you help us pay our tax bill please
or were you hoping to live on benefits
and put everyone elses tax bill up
funny what you think of
when your tax bill drops on the mat
or your wage packet contains a bit less
innit
(no need to worry about it if you believe money
grows on trees in downing street gardens)