Excuse me are you the Manager?
Now you can\'t say this is just bad luck.
But look at this mushroom, it\'s covered in muck.
It looks like it fell off the back of a truck.
And this box of eggs contained a feather.
How that got there, well I never.
As you can tell I\'m at the end of my tether.
And this chicken is covered in dirty string.
All around the breast and the wing.
How do you not think that is disgusting?
But that\'s not even the reason for my aggressive tone.
It\'s because inside this fish, there\'s a bloody bone!