A baker called Moody Meg Flynn
Committed an unpardonable sin
When she started to welter
her kind hearted helper
With an un-floured rolling pin
While seeking a life soothing chakra
he damaged a low hanging knacker
and when wailing in pain
He did it again
and he’s now got no use for Viagra.
Belief in the bible is due for review
So here’s a thought which I pass to you:
It’s really quite tribal
To rely on the bible
To use as proof that the bible is true.