Michael Edwards

LIMERICKS  111, 112 and 113

 

 

 

 

 

When a parking problem emerges

to all motorists what I would urge is

 before disembarking

check out your parking

and ensure you’ve not parked on the verges.

 

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

It was made out of bricks and was very tall

And when he fell

He cracked his shell

And he scrambled his brain I seem to recall.

 

 

 

There was a young lady from Clapham

who behaved like an Essex Madame.

Her big boob implants

reached out in advance

how I wish I’d the courage to whack ‘em.