When a parking problem emerges
to all motorists what I would urge is
before disembarking
check out your parking
and ensure you’ve not parked on the verges.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
It was made out of bricks and was very tall
And when he fell
He cracked his shell
And he scrambled his brain I seem to recall.
There was a young lady from Clapham
who behaved like an Essex Madame.
Her big boob implants
reached out in advance
how I wish I’d the courage to whack ‘em.