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Attempts at lifelong friendships and holy matrimony...
Introduction: once again I incorporate
to fabricate fictitiously
portions of the following poetic endeavor
discern fact from fiction?
Attempts at lifelong friendships and holy matrimony...
Shot thru with figuratively cankerous nub,
even though as a scouting cub
how yours truly - alias Phil Anderer
committed faux paw unlike me papa bear,
sidestepping and skirting carnal temptation,
(testes one... two...; testes one... two...)
squelching roaring testosterone
against succumbing, rutting, quieting
call of the wild desire meaning
inevitably envisioning seducing,
mounting, kissing, caressing...
receptive quite pleasing gals,
nonetheless merely fending off such
verboten enticement left him panting.
Think surrendering to playful kibitizing
as kickstarter to hanky panky;
said violation against matrimonial covenant,
thwarting potential indiscretion subsequently
linkedin with Capital one aplomb.
in sexually compromised contretemps
to any aforementioned high fidelity hubbub,
yet his sole male offspring (me)
begat courtesy Harriet and Boyce,
(but one minor tidbit to share,
neither father nor mother physically alive
they long since passed away
found their one and only son - nada faithful
blithely nixing pledged troth,
which rent asunder filial bond
between self and precious progeny
plus provoked wrathful ire
and eventually forgiving soul of thee missus,
nevertheless her heartfelt
initial fury at discovery
of absent husband from Bryn Mawr quarters
to throb considerably faster
and louder than usual subdued lub dub
mine moonlighting one night tryst
as Casanova wannabe, which
hard drive of mine generated message
flagellated empowered gamete sea men
despite libido being shifted to high gear;
sexual intercourse never consummated,
nor coital orgasmic bliss experienced
much less allowed, enabled and provided
ditto the recipient of mine adulterous affections.
Far fetched fanciful whim
(hard to believe) fallacy
complicity, excitedly, and willfully
following imaginative thought,
though following whim never expressed,
but how rousing, spellbinding,
tantalizing the thought of foreplay
exciting, fondling, goading
receptive flirtatious paramour,
an alluring mistress of color
to attempt and strategize my abduction
as random human trafficked heist
held prisoner until an undisclosed
delivered to the captors.
The wife ofttimes references taboo subject
regarding aborted love affair
(alluding to side piece as underhanded gibe)
upon being probed, questioned, and raked
over figurative coals with intimate queries.
These mild interrogations
tick tock transpires soundlessness
spikes male level lent rub,
between one once randy husband
and grateful wife; she exhibited forgiveness;
how virtuous ma lady accepting spouse,
which whole frisky fiasco
fostered felicitous flagrante delicto
induced reciprocal black barbs upon psyches
their paternal parent inflicted.
Although antics unbecoming
monogamous kickstarted, declared, and avowed
essentially compromising legally binding union
(matter of fact yesterday April 21st, 2022
went shopping at BJ\'s. Whole Club
200-C Mill Rd, Oaks, PA 19456),
the psychological fallout
Tumultuous emotions roiled
324 Level Road no longer exists,
flooded mine consciousness
flashback triggered gamut
of existential trials and tribulations.
As a youngster behavior of yours truly
(i.e. mine) never purportedly \"bad\"
rather reserved, I gave no indication
then how such a cute beastie boy
when becoming acculturated
within loving family provenance
versus disaster later married life evinced
displayed, exhibited, and flaunted
characteristics antithetical, diabolical,
par excellence of an exemplary cad,
a most definite poor example
to two adorable daughters,
myself as basket of deplorable
father figure in retrospect me not glad
carrying on illicit affair
while cultivating the row
(elle) regarding husbandry
during and post pubescence
nor kissing an attractive lass,
when poet of Perkiomen Valley
extremely, governed as introvertedly,
and more or less describes himself
during his adolescence as a \"wallflower\"
self deprivation concerning experiencing
life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness
found aging logophile mad
on typical social/interpersonal casual forays
donned in fashionable dungarees and plaid
fast forward to mein kampf as unhappily wed
and answering personal classifieds
numbering well into bajillions
in other words quite a scad
only countless lunar months ex post facto
did sincere regret prevail
dalliances involving barenaked ladies
costing inxs of any legal tender wad.