Oh woe is me
And ten thousand time ten thousand woes!
What genre is this poem?
Sadness; horror; terror; fantasy....?
It\'s non-fiction, I\'ll tell ya that! (Is it?)
A terrible day for me
When I married KP
\'Twas one Halloween - when else could it be?
Now I only have Fido for company
99% of the time
Things have gone downhill since
But why? Cos KP is hardly ever here
I see her always of course though
On TV, in newspapers, in magazines.....
She\'s in the \'Me, me, me\' section
Oh, and in a special weekly section too
Of \'Ye Local Times\'
Called \'Notes from The Old Trout Club\'
Mainly all about botox! heehee
I\'m horrible to her - lol
You knows who she is!
No difference if I divorces her
i wouldn\'t see her in person
Any more or less! lol. :)