I woke up tired this morning
And it always puzzles me
If I\'m tired from lying still all night
What on earth happened in my dreams?
I don\'t recall any images
Of adventures in my brain
Instead I just feel sort of fuzzy
And ever so slightly drained
I\'d like to sleep for an hour more
To get some energy back
But I won\'t until this afternoon
When I have a power nap
But what has made me feel this way?
Was the Sandman cutting back?
Or was I abducted by alien beings
Who stuffed me in a pillow sack
I\'ll never know so am left resigned
To feeling tired today
And also feeling mightily cheated
From such a waste of time